Mowing is an Artform

I don’t mow.

Dwayne tells me that I do it wrong. So, I let him. And he has, with typical Teutonic efficiency, created a worksheet.

This tells him which direction he mowed the last time and which way he will mow the next time.  He mentions when he weed-whacks. And when he adds fertilizer.

And, yes… he figured out how many times he mowed in the past 9 years.

THIS is why I don’t mow. Plus, I can never get the darn thing started.

Dig it!